hi rilah

raymi says:

hi rilah

rilah says:

hi raymi

raymi says:

what does it feel like to be pregnant

rilah says:

fat

raymi says:

no like thething growing inside of you

rilah says:

tht's about it, so far

raymi says:

do you feel like it is an alien monster

rilah says:

i'm not really at that whole "there is something amazing taking place" point...right now, it's kinda like..the alien is hungry again. the alien is moving...kinda stuff.

raymi says:

do u crave booze

rilah says:

yeah, i totally call it the alien, especially since getting an ultrasound done - cuz it looked like one a month ago.

rilah says:

caesars are my biggest craving. so i get pissed off at jeremy - my boyfriend - cuz he drinks all the time. i act like it's cuz he's got a problem, but really, it's cuz i can't exrcise MY problem.=P

raymi says:

you should make him not drink, thats not fair or when u do give birth make him be sober for 9 months and you go on a 9 months bender while yer having that post partum nonsense

rilah says:

hahaha, i totally like the 9 months of postpartum drunkenness. i think that'll have to be the plan

raymi says:

do you know if it is going to be a boy or a girl

rilah says:

i'm totally avoiding going back on medication...so i'll have to find something to keep me busy/distracted and sane

raymi says:

are you going to call it raymi?

raymi says:

raymi and rilah that's nice sounding

rilah says:

no, we don't know...but like, every kid in jerem'y family is a boy. every single one, for like 10 families. so we think a boy

rilah says:

we only have our girl name picked out "zoe jessie james" and for a boy, i'm totally going for gay names like kadyn and hayden and hunter...

raymi says:

how about raymo

raymi says:

or colombo

rilah says:

well i kinda wanted rilah...columbo! only if he has a lazy eye

rilah says:

and gray hair

rilah says:

and smokes cigars and wears a trench coat. k not columbo

raymi says:

well are you going to get it those baby jumpers off my cafepress?

raymi says:

are you going to teach it how to swear?

rilah says:

i don't have a credit card - otherwise i'd already have em and your book

rilah says:

and of course. fuck is going to be it's first word

raymi says:

i think you should call it refrigeratorhead

rilah says:

it'll be all the intro from jay and silent bob strike back

raymi says:

or little fuckhead

rilah says:

jeremy voted for shitmonger

rilah says:

but i don't wanna raise a salesman

raymi says:

nice

rilah says:

i said icabod briefcase

raymi says:

are you going to give it a blog

rilah says:

i have to switch computers. i'll be right back online. and yes, there will be a blog. it'll most likely talk a lot about pooing, though

raymi says:

if it is ugly are you going to give it back?

rilah says:

no, i'll just blame it on it's father and make sure it grows up to be one of those cool ugly people. like jason biggs

rilah says:

or woody ahhrelson

rilah says:

ack, i meant harrelson

raymi says:

good idea

rilah says:

are you going to have little rx babies?

raymi says:

maybe

raymi says:

they will be super fucking assholes though

rilah says:

it's not like people say it will be. being pregnant. mine's going to be a know it all. i know it. and crazy...but what can you do?

rilah says:

i'm going to reinforce, i think. I'll be on the bus with them and yelling "that's right, crazy it up, make mommy proud"

raymi says:

mine will make me rip out all of my hair and do heroin

rilah says:

you've never done it, already?

raymi says:

nope

rilah says:

well, then you could end up like the mom from requiem....on uppers?

raymi says:

no

raymi says:

ill be like courtney love

raymi says:

ha

raymi says:

no i wont

raymi says:

everytime my kid mouths off ill just laugh at it